Damn the Queen

I can't believe it. Queen Elizabeth is going to revoke President Robert Mugabe's honorary knighthood. Here I was, packing my bags to go to Zimbabwe to seduce Sir Robert. Could you imagine me being Lady Mugabe? The honor and prestige? How could she do this to me? Here's a man who is a self-centered, power-hungry, ruthless, megalomaniac. I mean, what else could a girl want? But now his knighthood is being revoked. I guess I will just have to unpack and start looking for someone else. Sigh.