Don't forget to take your loyalty oath first. Katie Harper has several oaths for you to take (for Women, men, and gays). I bring you the 'Oath for Women'.
Courtesy of Katie Halper at 23/6.com:
The McCain Loyalty Oath for Women
I _______________ pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain's...
- fight to overturn Roe v. Wade and my right to choose.
- fight against equal pay for men and women.
- opposition to providing low-income and uninsured women and families with health care services ranging from breast and cervical cancer screening to birth control.
- opposition to sex education and support of abstinence-only education.
- opposition to insurance covering birth control.
- endorsement of women's rights more "in theory" than in practice.
- pet name for his wife.
As a woman I promise to apply McCain's principles to my own life and vow to...
- call myself and my female friends the C word.
- picket abortion clinics.
- not use contraceptives.
- drink bleach so I don't catch HIV and drink Mountain Dew so I don't get pregnant.
- give back part of my salary to male coworkers.
- not vote, but pursue education and encourage my father/husband/brother male friends to vote for McCain.
Once McCain is elected, I will continue to support him and I will not complain about my losing my right to choose, and other reproductive freedoms. And I will continue to refrain from pursuing equality for women.
Signature ____________
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